Fun Friday—Funny Caption Contest (with giveaway!)
I’ve got a bunch of books with my name on the cover/spine sitting around my house taking up valuable storage space. So it’s time to give away a few. But you’ll have to work for it.
“Now Caption This” Contest
This is a two-day contest—running Friday, February 10 and Saturday, February 11, 2012 (ending at 12-midnight Central US time Saturday night).
I need a laugh. Your job is to try to make me (and thus each other) laugh by coming up with funny caption for the following photos. This is a subjective contest, because I’ll pick the three winners based on whose captions I think are funniest. You can do any or all of the photos, up to three captions each (total of nine, so make each one count). I will pick a winning caption for each of the three photos. Be sure to label your caption with A, B, or C so we know which one it applies to. You can click on the photo to enlarge it.
Each of the winners will get to pick their choice of one of my nine books to be signed and mailed to them. I’ll e-mail the winners and post the announcement on Sunday.
- All captions must be posted as comments here on the blog, not on Facebook or Twitter, to count as entries in the contest. Please be as creative and clean as possible. Captions not marked A, B, or C will not be considered entries, so make sure to label them appropriately.
Ready . . . set . . . CAPTION!
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A) Aaaaaaa-fffffffffffffffffffff-laaaaaccccccc.
B) “See, son? I told you that even Star Wars geeks can find a woman who loves them!”
C) We realized Animal Planet was desperate for viewers when they premiered Waddlers And Tiaras.
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Jason – C is hilarious!!!
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Good one on B!
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A) ‘South Schmouth’ he says. ‘I don’t need to stop and ask directions’ he says.
B) For the last time, I am your father!
C) If we don’t move, maybe no one will notice.
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Keith, B made me laugh out loud. A is good too!
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lol, I love A, hahaha
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C. Dos drunk ducks and a designated driver.
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Love this one!
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A. Where’s the beach?
B. Didn’t I tell you not to talk to strangers!
C. Was that a high kick to the left or to the right?
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I like all of yours Christene!
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A. I’m so glad we have a designated walker after that shindig!
B. “How many times do I have to tell you, the kid’s not ready for walking yet?!”
C. I’m going to kill the person that volunteered us for that dumb ‘Arctic Penguin’ show!
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I like B!
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A: “Do you think the wives know where we’ve been?”
A: Just ‘gandering’ along…
B: “The force is strong with this one!”
C: “If we don’t act desperate, maybe those guys in the tuxedos will ask us to dance.”
C: “At least it’s not freezing in here and we can wear our new sundresses.”
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I like the first C!
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Like the second C too!
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A. “There was a yellow spot in the snow.”
B. “Blast this cold! The force isn’t working.”
B. “Lord Vader, what do you think of the newest mini-me model?”
C. “You can have the guys on the left, and I’ll take the guys on the right.”
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I like C!
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A. “How long till we’re there?”
A. “Hey what are those butterflies following us for?”
A. “We’re doing a bad job of covering our trail.”
B. “What planet are you from?”
C. “Hey we’re dressier than the rest.”
C. “Hope they don’t catch us here.”
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B. Goochie-goochie-goo.
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that’s a good one 🙂
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A. “I saw three geese come waddling in, come waddling *hiccup* in, come waddling in, I saw three geese come *hiccup* waddling in, early in the *hiccup* morning!”
B. “This is not the child you are looking for.”
C. “I told you it was a right at Albuquerque.”
(I tried. :o) brain fried)
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A. They said take a right at the fork in the road…I ain’t seen no fork…
B. Leggo of my kiddo!
C. Raul and Enrico suddenly realized that this was not an audition for “Night at the Museum 3″…
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A. “Don’t worry guys. I think we lost them. They won’t be able to follow us now!”
B. For a Jedi, professional training starts early.
C. This is what you get me? I said two peacocks.
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A. I knew we should have kept flying south for the winter. BRRRRRRR
B. Awwwww, what a cute little storm trooper.
C. I thought we were going to a luau.
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A. “I’m serious, Frank. This isn’t Florida.”
A. Teenage mutant ninja ducks need no south.
A. We make Chuck Norris cry.
B. Oooh, you’re so cute in your little plastic bucket!
B. No, no, no! For the last time, we do NOT give hugs!
B. Evil Male Bonding
C. “I thought you said it was a formal dinner?!”
C. “Does this dress make my butt look big?”
C. Just smile and wave, Carl. Smile and wave…
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A. See I told you we stood of stopped and asked for directions.
B. I thought you were watching him….well I thought u had…hey guys I’m here now no need to worry
C. Man you can not belive how crazy you look in that dress….wait don’t we go this way?
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Oops stupid auto corret a should read instead of stood its should
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A. Poor Bess ate too much of the fish last night. Veer to the left…gotta get some fresh air!
B. I keep telling you, this is NOT my son! Wrong color model!
C. “I feel pretty. Oh-so pretty!”
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A. “If you don’t want to be the Christmas goose, just keep on waddling….they’ll never find us”.
C. “You distract Mom, and I’ll kick that stupid sewing machine off the iceburg.”
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A – And so the three Muskequacks found themselves wandering through the magical lands of Narnia. “I told you we should have turned back when we hit the lamp post.”
B – “The force is strong with this one, he has powerful shrinking abilities. More than that of you, my apprentice.”
C – “Oh this is a nice party. I especially like the – wait how come you get to wear a long dress, look at my legs, I haven’t shaved in weeks!”
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A – Extreme speed waddling
B – “Oh look at the little stormtrooper.. you done been shrunk!”
C – “Ten colours are ten times prettier!”
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A. “You can tell by the way I use my walk…”
C. Little known fact: In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, Antarctica vied for Mardi Gras Capital of the World.
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