Fun Friday–Why Men Are Never Depressed
Friday, December 21, 2007
A friend forwarded this e-mail yesterday, and I found it too true not to share . . .
Men Are Just Happier People — what do you expect from such simple creatures?
- Your last name stays put.
- The garage is all yours.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can be President.
- You can never be pregnant.
- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park or you donʼt have to wear any shirt to a water park.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- The world is your urinal.
- You never have to drive to another gas station because the restroom was just too icky.
- You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- Same work, more pay.
- Wrinkles add character.
- People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
- New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
- One mood all the time.
- Wedding dress: $5000; tux rental: $100; wedding plans taking care of themselves: PRICELESS
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- You know stuff about tanks.
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- You can open all your own jars.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
- Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- You almost never have strap problems in public.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- Everything on your face stays its original color.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- You only have to shave your face and neck.
- You can play with toys all your life.
- One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
- You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
- You can do your gift shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 23 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
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LOL, this is a riot! Almost none of it applies to my husband, as he always notices wrinkles and spots on his clothes, packs more than I do for a trip, and owns dozens of shoes. But, true to the list, he can never be pregnant! Gotta love fun Fridays!
Yup, so true, so true.
Oh my! That is SO true! There are many, many times when I wish I could trade places. Being raised with 3 brothers has reduced my typical ‘female’ tendencies, but it doesn’t even come close to being marks in my favor.
Thanks for the laugh, Kaye!
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OMG! I love that. It is so funny! I love stuff that shows contrast between girls and guys. Once I read a series and the whole thing was about 2 family’s kids, one all boys, the other all girls. They were neighbors, and it was all about these battles the kids would have, with the most hilarious pranks. It was so funny!